Sunday, October 31, 2010

Concession by Concession: You Go, Then I'll Go

Happy Halloween! In between carving pumpkins, dressing up, or doing whatever you do for Halloween, please take a minute or two to read/watch the following.
Yesterday, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert held their Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear in Washington DC. I watched Jon Stewart's closing speech, and it was truly moving. I ask you to take 10 minutes to watch the video, or if you don't have time, read the somewhat abridged transcript from his speech. He delivered his speech powerfully, and what he says rings absolutely true. I would reccomend watching the video and listening to him speak over reading the transcript, although the video quality is so-so.

I know it's long, but it's 100% worth listening to because it is our country and our society he discusses, one that we are all part of, one we all contribute to, and one which we are all responsible for.
-Natalie



Transcript- From Huffington Post

And now I thought we might have a moment, however brief, for some sincerity. If that's okay - I know that there are boundaries for a comedian / pundit / talker guy, and I'm sure that I'll find out tomorrow how I have violated them.
So, uh, what exactly was this? I can't control what people think this was: I can only tell you my intentions.
This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith, or people of activism, or look down our noses at the heartland, or passionate argument, or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear--they are, and we do.
But we live now in hard times, not end times. And we can have animus, and not be enemies. But unfortunately, one of our main tools in delineating the two broke.
The country's 24-hour, political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems, but its existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen. Or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the dangerous, unexpected flaming ants epidemic. If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.
There are terrorists, and racists, and Stalinists, and theocrats, but those are titles that must be earned! You must have the resume! Not being able to distinguish between real racists and Tea Party-ers, or real bigots and Juan Williams or Rick Sanchez is an insult--not only to those people, but to the racists themselves, who have put in the exhausting effort it takes to hate. Just as the inability to distinguish terrorists from Muslims makes us less safe, not more.
The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we actually get sicker--and, perhaps, eczema. And yet... I feel good. Strangely, calmly, good. Because the image of Americans that is reflected back to us by our political and media process is false. It is us, through a funhouse mirror--and not the good kind that makes you look slim in the waist, and maybe taller, but the kind where you have a giant forehead, and an ass shaped like a month-old pumpkin, and one eyeball.
So why would we work together? Why would you reach across the aisle, to a pumpkin-assed forehead eyeball monster? If the picture of us were true, of course our inability to solve problems would actually be quite sane and reasonable--why would you work with Marxists actively subverting our Constitution, and homophobes who see no one's humanity but their own?
We hear every damned day about how fragile our country is, on the brink of catastrophe, torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done. The truth is, we do! We work together to get things done every damned day! The only place we don't is here (in Washington) or on cable TV!
But Americans don't live here, or on cable TV. Where we live, our values and principles form the foundation that sustains us while we get things done--not the barriers that prevent us from getting things done.
Most Americans don't live their lives solely as Democrats, Republicans, liberals or conservatives. Americans live their lives more as people that are just a little bit late for something they have to do. Often something they do not want to do! But they do it. Impossible things, every day, that are only made possible through the little, reasonable compromises we all make.
(Points to video screen, showing video of cars in traffic.) Look on the screen. This is where we are, this is who we are. These cars. That's a schoolteacher who probably think his taxes are too high, he's going to work. There's another car, a woman with two small kids, can't really think about anything else right now... A lady's in the NRA, loves Oprah. There's another car, an investment banker, gay, also likes Oprah. Another car's a Latino carpenter; another car, a fundamentalist vacuum salesman. Atheist obstetrician. Mormon Jay-Z fan.
But this is us. Every one of the cars that you see is filled with individuals of strong belief, and principles they hold dear--often principles and beliefs in direct opposition to their fellow travelers'. And yet, these millions of cars must somehow find a way to squeeze, one by one, into a mile-long, 30-foot-wide tunnel (Holland/Lincoln Tunnel), carved underneath a mighty river.
And they do it, concession by concession: you go, then I'll go. You go, then I'll go. You go, then I'll go. 'Oh my God--is that an NRA sticker on your car?' 'Is that an Obama sticker on your car?' It's okay--you go, then I go.
And sure, at some point, there will be a selfish jerk who zips up the shoulder, and cuts in at the last minute. But that individual is rare, and he is scorned, and he is not hired as an analyst!
Because we know, instinctively, as a people, that if we are to get through the darkness and back into the light, we have to work together. And the truth is there will always be darkness, and sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the promised land.
Sometimes, it's just New Jersey.


PS- ROOOOTARRRYYYYYYYYYY

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Guilty Pleasures and Face Paint

Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. Don't mind me, I'm just having a cuppa.

Would you like some music? Here I'll put some on... Whoops! I didn't mean to play that, that's embarrassing. I don't really like  that song, I was just listening to it... Because... Well. Please don't judge me. I don't really like Britney Spears.

But let's face it. Most of us have those songs we love to jam out to on our own, but we refuse to let anyone know we love them. 
I'll admit, I like quite a few of these songs. 

Plus, a few other loves of mine:







Plus, I can watch Whip My Hair a million times, because Willow Smith is incredibly cute. That ending shot?



Murphy's donation to the list:



Caitlin's donation (my current addiction):




I have an extreme love for Rihanna. She is my favorite.

What's your guilty pleasure?

-Ameera

P.S. Holy freaking mother of pearl, I am sorry this is so late. I got it in before 12, so I think it counts. 'Twas a long day. Time for me to wash the remains of paint off of my face and crawl into a warm bed. Mmm.

Friday, October 29, 2010

It's Hoodie, not Woody

I am broke as a joke. On iTunes. I spent the rest of my gift card money on Cat Stevens right after I watch Harold and Maude. I was acting irrationally, but then again, downloading Cat Stevens is 100% logical. He's amazing. Hence, I am iTunes broke (but still quite pleased with my Cat Stevens).
This happens too often. I used to just live off of Youtube, listening to songs over and over until I was sick of them. Then something amazing happened. I discovered the elusive, mystical world of mixtapes and mashups. There is some sick music out there in the interweb tubes that can be legally downloaded for free.
I decided that Kanye West's G.O.O.D Friday weekly drop was the best thing to hit the internet this summer. Download Here- Click on the singles you want
Then I discovered Hoodie Allen.
 He is an up and coming rapper who samples heavily and it's magical. His new mixtape, Pep Rally is so good. Download his mixtape, push play, and listen to on repeat until forever. Swimming With Sharks and Tighten Up are especially epic. So are all the other ones.
Download Heaven Here


















It's also worth listening to Hoodie Allen's Owen Wilson. I'm not sure where it is posted to download, but you can easily find it on Youtube. You may recognize the beat from a recent Target commercial.

-Natalie

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Kitten Mittens (I Am Useless)


Every time I stay home sick, I think "Yes! I have all day to do that homework and study for that test!"
This would actually happen, were I not the world's best procrastinator.

This morning I got up and didn't feel too hot, so I told my mother I couldn't possibly go to school and crawled back into bed. I fully intended to get up and study for that huge test I need to take tomorrow, work on some late homework, and read Moby-Dick. 
It's 8:00, and what have I got to show for my day?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Kittentown, Bulgaria
Stranger: kittentown?
You: Yep.
Stranger: is that a real place?
You: Nope.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
You: I was mauled by a kitten once.
Stranger: o rly?
You: Chyeah girl.
You: He wasn't wearing his mittens.





I like cats.

-Ameera

P.S. 


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog

Everytime I sit down to get some homework done, I get completely distracted. It's not even by incredibly riveting articles or videos which capture my attention. It's the videos people post on facebook or the countless blog posts and articles we have at our fingertips. I could literally spend hours on the Huffington Post. The Huffington Post is absolutley fabulous for distractions. I can read 'Huge-Ass Announcement from The Lonely Island', and learn about Israel's foreign policy, all in one outing. It's wonderful.

I was wandering through the massive HP website, when I came across a slideshow of "The Funniest Unintentionally Sexual Album Covers Ever". It may be one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while.
Zip over to the Huffington Post!

That isn't even the most offbeat thing I've seen. CW, I probably pressed replay on the Youtube video you posted of 'Rusty the narcoleptic dog' ten times. Thank you for enriching my mind with images of Rusty.



I need to go work on my history homework. Honestly.
-Natalie

PS- Okay, I lied. The Lonely Island's Huge-Ass announcement is a video. I promise not to lie anymore.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Day one: Excited Soy Milk

The challenge: Create a post every other day.
As I sit here sipping soy milk out of a Jameson whiskey glass, a part of me has begun to ask, "What have I gotten myself into?"
As a frequenter to the internet, I've read a lot of blogs. I've thought about making one for myself, but I know as well as anyone else that as soon as I sit down to post something, my self-diagnosed ADD will kick in and I will need food. Or I will want to watch TV. Or there will be someone calling my name to go do this or that. Inevitably, the window will be closed and there will nothing to show for it. 
So why start a blog now?
My hope is that it will be conversational. The problem with creating a blog by myself would have been having no interaction. I think this solves that problem.

I'm going to go ahead and go on a little power-trip and set some rules, because I know without them there is a good chance I will get lazy.
1. Missing a day leads to a punishment! A substitute can be found for the day, but if they do not post, the punishment stands!
2. Challenges can be set! If you have a good idea for a challenge, save it for your day and surprise me with it!

...A two bullet list. If you have any to add, post them tomorrow!

So, after three hours coming up with a clever name and time spent creating a website, the part of me asking what I have gotten myself into is being canceled out by the excitement. 
I'm afraid I have to dash, as staying home from school has been far less productive than it should have been.
So long for tonight, and I will speak with you tomorrow!

-Ameera

P.S. The is the first and only time I will sound like a sane human being. Enjoy it while it lasts. 

Welcome to the Social Club

In the 1940's, there was a members club in Havana, where musicians, intellectuals, and other members of the communtiy could gather, play music, and share a drink with eachother. The Buena Vista Social Club eventually closed, but inspired other social clubs around the world. Granted, we aren't in Cuba and we can't fix you a drink, but the idea is somewhat the same.


This is the Buena Vista Social Club of New England, y2k10. We hope to bring you music, art, ideas, and commentary on our world. We hope to be sort of like the Chilean Miners, not in that we want to be stuck underground or have secret lovers waiting for us when we escape, but we are on the search for gold.

What fun is art if you can't share it with your friends?
Welcome to Slandered English.
-Natalie & Ameera