The Chipmunk and the PIMP

So once upon a time, there was a chipmunk and a rabbit who were in an awkward relationship. The chipmunk thought that the two were going steady, although the relationship was controversial as it was inter-species. The rabbit on the other hand, was a P I M P.
One nice sunny day, underneath a rainbow ("What does it mean!?"), the chipmunk saw the rabbit walking around with a cougar and a swan. The chipmunk got incredibly mad because the rabbit was with other females!
After being confronted by the chipmunk, the rabbit said,
 "I'm sorry, I'm just a Heartbreaker, Baby ! I can't change my pimping habits, We R Who We R and there's nothing I can do about it!"
The chipmunk thought she was putting in all the effort into the whole relationship. She was doing all the work. "All you ever do is Part and Bullshit in The USA, you could at least mix it up and go to Canada or Cuba or something!"
The pimp rabbit decided to stop pimping for the moment, and the two lovebirds (or chipmunk/rabbits, whatever) took a party bus from Silvia 2 Ibiza .
They Partied and Bullshitted for months and months to come.
Until the rabbit and chipmunk had a baby liger.

What a nice story. 

-Natalie